Boneless Beauty

Lyrics:

© Shamika
She\'s a boneless beauty (repeat)\r\n\r\nHer cheeks are flat and her eyes lids are drooping\r\nHer chin is soft and doubled\r\nHer hair is lanky but she\'s never cranky\r\nNo, this boneless beauty ain\'t troubled\r\nHer spine is weak and her shoulders narrow\r\nHer nose is as puffy as a big marshmallow\r\nHer skin is dull and her eyes are sallow\r\nBut her attitude is anything but callow\r\n\r\nCuz her Rock stands alone\r\nThere ain\'t a single missing bone (repeat)\r\n\r\nHis belly wobbles like a bowl of jello\r\nHis backside drags on the floor\r\nThey say that he is a spineless fellow\r\nBoneless to the core\r\nHe\'s always sitting cuz his legs won\'t support him\r\nThere ain\'t a single gal around that wants to court him\r\nHe\'s got man boobs and he\'s permanently bent\r\nHe wears clothes like a figure hugging tent\r\n\r\nBut his Rock stands alone\r\nThere ain\'t a single missing bone (repeat)