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My baby took me back on one condition (that) One day I'd let her play with my ignition Little did I know the consequences Of that decision Now I'm in perdition I figured I could live with her creation But I was wrong Hence this song
Day came when I let her have the keys To do whatever her sweet heart did please She said she'd make it pretty just for me It would be the prettiest car I'd ever see But when I came home that night My heart was broke in two I never guessed the desecration my sweetheart could do
My car got girlified, my car got girlified My baby up and pimped my ride, My car got girlified It was my joy and pride And Lord I know she tried But now I am so mortified Looks like a hooker's boudoir inside Should have seen the tears I cried and cried When my car got girlified
Got a massive dashboard Jesus So big it makes me blind And all the bears in the back seat window mean I can't see behind There's fur around the steering wheel Feels like synthetic mink The inside smells of roses And everything is Pink The headlights got eyelashes, There's Kitty on the door Against this happening to a car, There ought to be a law
My car got girlified, my car got girlified My baby up and pimped my ride, My car got girlified It was my joy and pride And Lord I know she tried But now I am so mortified Looks like a hooker's boudoir inside Should have seen the tears I cried and cried When my car got girlified
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There's ribbons on the gearstick There's Rhinestones everywhere And hanging from the rear view mirror Is another freaking bear Radio turned to polka dancing Turned up way too loud And with all the new upholstery My smokin' no more allowed Is like a Valentine's nightmare All hearts and toys and bling I hope this song you'll never have to sing…
My car got girlified, my car got girlified My baby up and pimped my ride, My car got girlified It was my joy and pride And Lord I know she tried But now I am so mortified Looks like a hooker's boudoir inside Should have seen the tears I cried and cried When my car got girlified
There's only one solution That this poor soul can see Cos if I ever drive that car The boys will laugh at me So with all the pink and perfume With all the bling and fur Only one thing left to do And that's give the car to her Teach her how to drive it, And find another ride And smile against the heartache deep inside…
My car got girlified, my car got girlified My baby up and pimped my ride, My car got girlified It was my joy and pride And Lord I know she tried But now I am so mortified Looks like a hooker's boudoir inside Should have seen the tears I cried and cried When my car got girlified
lyrics copyright Brian McIntyre 2016 all rights reserved
One of those "what if…?" lyric ideas that followed from my earlier Car song. And FrankieJ's bristling guitar track felt like a perfect fit. Male pride, watch out!!