She Is My Cellulite Baby (A Cowboy Love Song)
This was written in 1995 as I was watching CMT country TV station. On that fateful afternoon, I saw a bunch of dancers and one couple just caught my eye. The man, cowboy hat and boots, was about 5 feet tall and skinny as a rail. The woman he was dancing with was about 5 foot 8 and 450 pounds. Now she had squeezed about 250 pounds of that into a pair of blue jeans. How the seams held all ...
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July 17 2016 09:44:45

Funkystan Awesome, I love it... Nasty funny song, just superb... Till the end and your back vocals: "Full of vericose veins"... Thanks Cody ^^+1
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GoneUser_200920 Ban the sugary drinks,ban the use of GMO cotton ,loud volume etc.Tom great story and track.G+1
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