She Is My Cellulite Baby (A Cowboy Love Song)

United States
Drums & Guitar:
Danalyze451413 jams
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step I
Vocals:
MajorTom_III1444 jams

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This was written in 1995 as I was watching CMT country TV station. On that fateful afternoon, I saw a bunch of dancers and one couple just caught my eye. The man, cowboy hat and boots, was about 5 feet tall and skinny as a rail. The woman he was dancing with was about 5 foot 8 and 450 pounds. Now she had squeezed about 250 pounds of that into a pair of blue jeans. How the seams held all ...

Comments

Wikimark
Awesome :)+1
Danalyze45
hahahaha...this made my afternoon :)+1
garymcmill
Pass the biscuits please.
Cool!
+1
Lenny Cowler
fantatstic:)+1
Ernie440
rhinestone shrapnel ... that's hilarious !! lol Funny song, I like it ... :) :)+1
Funkystan
Awesome, I love it... Nasty funny song, just superb... Till the end and your back vocals: "Full of vericose veins"... Thanks Cody ^^+1
Uloisius
KILLER ;o)

what means "Gildarn" ?
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July 17 2016 15:54:05
Uloisius
MajorTom_III Guldarn is a cowboy slang word for 'Gosh Darn' it +0
GoneUser_200920
Ban the sugary drinks,ban the use of GMO cotton ,loud volume etc.Tom great story and track.G+1
Wade
Good laugh for this one.+1
Psycho
:) lol... well done cody... totally enjoyed it !!+1

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