She Is My Cellulite Baby (A Cowboy Love Song)

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This was written in 1995 as I was watching CMT country TV station. On that fateful afternoon, I saw a bunch of dancers and one couple just caught my eye. The man, cowboy hat and boots, was about 5 feet tall and skinny as a rail. The woman he was dancing with was about 5 foot 8 and 450 pounds. Now she had squeezed about 250 pounds of that into a pair of blue jeans. How the seams held all that is STILL a mystery to me. She had 2 inch rhinestones all over the thighs of her jeans. Now with the seams stressed to the max I thought to myself, if those jeans exploded the rhinestones could become shrapnel and probably take out 20 of the dancers...killing them. Well at the time I hated country music with a passion and just couldn't take listening to it anymore and turned the channel. Don't know if it ever exploded but if it had I'm sure the liberal Democrats would have called for a ban on rhinestones and blue jeans......I do have a warped sense of humor.

Comments

July 17 2016 20:59:10
frankyguitarfrankyguitar LOL, great Tom !! Excellent music !! :)

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July 17 2016 20:52:59
StefStef Great vocals Tom! This track is really full of emotion! :)

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July 17 2016 18:45:54
AKchenAKchen I also love this side of you ;D

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July 17 2016 17:16:31
KMstarKMstar nice!

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July 17 2016 16:30:18
PsychoPsycho :) lol... well done cody... totally enjoyed it !!

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July 17 2016 14:25:31
WadeWade Good laugh for this one.

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July 17 2016 12:38:03
DrumshticksDrumshticks Ban the sugary drinks,ban the use of GMO cotton ,loud volume etc.Tom great story and track.G

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July 17 2016 12:32:36
UloisiusUloisius KILLER ;o)

what means "Gildarn" ?

+1 July 17 2016 15:54:05 Uloisiuscody tripp
Guldarn is a cowboy slang word for 'Gosh Darn' it
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July 17 2016 09:44:45
FunkystanFunkystan Awesome, I love it... Nasty funny song, just superb... Till the end and your back vocals: "Full of vericose veins"... Thanks Cody ^^

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July 17 2016 07:54:29
Ernie440Ernie440 rhinestone shrapnel ... that's hilarious !! lol Funny song, I like it ... :) :)

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