GP's special toppings

Lyrics:

© Major 3rd
GP's special toppings

I saw you in the store
your fat behind standing in line
you just had to turn around
and open up your greasy dirty mouth
the kind of thing that you do all the time
and everyone knows in town

I wanna tell everyone a little secret
if you go to Greasy Pete's
you might get infected

You never know what's behind the counter
where he makes his super famous finger nail pizzas

If you go there be cautious
open up your sub and look inside
check the top of the pizza good
where a fly might have crawled in and died
most of all look for any nails
that he trimmed from his fingers last night
he trims em right against the food prep counter
when I saw it I just about died.


I wanna tell everyone a little secret
if ya go to greasy Pete's
you might get infected

You never know what's behind the counter
where he makes his super famous finger nail pizzas

Oh the finger nail pizzas
they call him greasy Pete for a reason
oh finger nail pizzas
you might get infected