Green Wash

It takes a lot of righteous toil,
To keep you all supplied with oil,
But somehow that's not good enough these days,
Yes, I know, occasionally,
We spill a shipload in the sea,
And heat the planet up in many ways.

Years as climate change deniers,
May have helped to fan the fires,
But let's forget that now we're on the case,
Turn on your set and you will see,
Our diverse faces on TV,
We're here to help and save the human race.

You want net zero? So do we!
And thanks to gullibility,
We're here on prime time claiming that's a fact,
We'll show sustainability,
And claim that's how we're trying to be,
But please don't judge us on the way we act.

A Greenwash! Yes, that's right my friends,
The greens to justify our ends,
A PR package forged in Satan's fire,
That's why the lies are all so bold,
They're worth their weight in liquid gold,
And every year the Mercury creeps higher.

Paris we feel's unrealistic,
Shady science, fake statistics,
We know best that's why we're where we are,
Right in the ears of Presidents,
And lobbying weak governments,
So shut your mouth and go fill up your car.

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