They're phallus-shaped, submersible and clean,
Please just tell me what to do,
So I can cut a deal with you,
Let me indulge your super power dreams.
G'day mate will yer buy my bloody subs?
I'm desparate to offload these old tubs,
They're not Nuclear thats true,
But Diesel can be sexy too,
I wish we could be members of your club.
Monsieur, achèterez-vous mes sous-marins?
Did I hear that you may have other plans?
Don't dump us for the USA,
We'll take our diplomats away,
And then we'll sit and sulk back here in France.