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Tennis Guy

Tennis Guy

Lyric #2858 by bassMonkey

Tags: Funny but with point, Topical, Tennis, Diplomacy
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posted on #1
bassMonkey
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Somewhere beneath the southern sky,
Sits an imprisoned Tennis Guy,
Crying salt tears into isotonic drinks,
Renowned for his humility,
As much as his ability,
Is what his PR team would have you think.
From afar we hear his mother cry,
"Why do they persecute you Tennis Guy?"

There's one law made for you and I,
Another for the Tennis Guy,
With Covid rules that's how it always seems,
Gathered outside in their dozens,
His supportive fans and cousins,
Beg for the fulfillment of their dreams.
They ask the question but get no reply,
"Why do they persecute our Tennis Guy?"

A team of lawyers bravely try,
To liberate the Tennis Guy,
While friendless refugees from far and wide,
Can only dream of such resource,
Their friends and families held by force,
Where very different standards are applied.
The huddled masses no doubt wonder why,
"Why do they persecute this Tennis Guy?"

One final sanction could apply,
They might deport the Tennis Guy,
Then he'd be barred from entry for three years,
A vaccination tournament,
That only served embarrassment,
And always looked like it might end in tears.
There is a simple way he could comply,
"Why don't they vaccinate the Tennis Guy?"
+2
posted on #2
bassMonkey
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Posts: 380
Joined: Dec 2, 2020
Just saw the news oh my, oh my,
They DID kick out that Tennis Guy,
It goes to show the Aussies can be tough,
Most tennis fans are not dismayed,
But angry voices fill Belgrade,
The next Grands Slams could also cut up rough.
There's Wimbledon and France before July,
"What will THEY do about that Tennis Guy?"
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posted on #3
bassMonkey
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Switch on your set and tune to "Sky",
More on our friend the Tennis Guy,
They're now suspicious of his Covid test,
Each one has a unique I.D.,
And his dates don't look right you see,
Seems like they're out of sequence with the rest.
Surely though, he wouldn't tell a lie?
"So tell us then, when was it Tennis Guy?"
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posted on #4
bassMonkey
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Posts: 380
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Well guess who's heading to Dubai?
It looks just like that Tennis Guy,
Of course it is, you don't need jabs for there,
Although it could end his career,
His vaccination stance is clear,
The facts are plain as far as I'm aware.
Five hundred thousand people didn't die,
"That's half a million reasons Tennis Guy."
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