Time Machine Blues

Sucker punch time slip,
Guaranteed bad trip,
We took a wrong turn coming back,
Through a chemical war,
I gotta get a grip,
Stop the flesh and bone rip,
Man, I got a feeling inside,
That I've been here before.

Johnny goes too far,
He's his own Grandpa,
A temporal conundrum for sure,
Not to mention a perv',
Now he's on the Death Star,
Drinking in the lounge bar,
Anomalies spreading through time,
Must be losing my nerve.

Man, I got nothing but time,
But a lot I can lose,
It's a chronological crime,
It's the time machine blues.

Jeanie gets time-sick,
Lays it on real thick,
Then she crashes out on the floor,
And there's blood on her shoes,
20 mil' steroid kick,
Fixed her up pretty quick,
Man, if there's one thing she don't need,
It's the time machine blues.

When tempus fugit,
We go out chasing it,
Ain't nobody does it like us,
And there's plenty that try,
If spacetime starts to split,
We're the ones fixing it,
Every single second we get,
Till the day that we die.

Man, I got nothing but time,
But a lot I can lose,
It's a chronological crime,
It's the time machine blues.

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