Midnight, drunk tank, Saturday night,
Bodies lying everywhere after a fight,
Could'a been five although it might'a been more,
Kinda hard to tell from the mess on the floor,
Cops tried to count but really all they could do,
Was total up the legs then divide it by two.
Drunk tank Annie,
Queen of the holding cell,
Drunk tank Annie,
She the one raising hell,
Only try to cross her if you gotta death wish,
She fight like a tiger and she drink like a fish.
A ways down the hall in a cell on her own,
Angry woman growls like a dog with a bone,
Pleads with the jailer to unlock all the doors,
Hopin' for another shot at settlin' scores,
Unfinished business with a number of men....
"Let 'em out dude, I wanna punch 'em again!!"
Drunk tank Annie,
Queen of the holding cell,
Drunk tank Annie,
She the one raising hell,
Only try to cross her if you gotta death wish,
She fight like a tiger and she drink like a fish.
Some people say it's a powerful shame,
Other folks are too scared to mention her name,
She don't give a damn if you think that she's strange,
She is who she is and she ain't gonna change,
Me? I always find that the sensible play,
Is to buy her a whiskey then get out of her way.
Drunk tank Annie,
Queen of the holding cell,
Drunk tank Annie,
She the one raising hell,
Only try to cross her if you gotta death wish,
She fight like a tiger and she drink like a fish.
Bodies lying everywhere after a fight,
Could'a been five although it might'a been more,
Kinda hard to tell from the mess on the floor,
Cops tried to count but really all they could do,
Was total up the legs then divide it by two.
Drunk tank Annie,
Queen of the holding cell,
Drunk tank Annie,
She the one raising hell,
Only try to cross her if you gotta death wish,
She fight like a tiger and she drink like a fish.
A ways down the hall in a cell on her own,
Angry woman growls like a dog with a bone,
Pleads with the jailer to unlock all the doors,
Hopin' for another shot at settlin' scores,
Unfinished business with a number of men....
"Let 'em out dude, I wanna punch 'em again!!"
Drunk tank Annie,
Queen of the holding cell,
Drunk tank Annie,
She the one raising hell,
Only try to cross her if you gotta death wish,
She fight like a tiger and she drink like a fish.
Some people say it's a powerful shame,
Other folks are too scared to mention her name,
She don't give a damn if you think that she's strange,
She is who she is and she ain't gonna change,
Me? I always find that the sensible play,
Is to buy her a whiskey then get out of her way.
Drunk tank Annie,
Queen of the holding cell,
Drunk tank Annie,
She the one raising hell,
Only try to cross her if you gotta death wish,
She fight like a tiger and she drink like a fish.