A Naughty Musician Joke
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A man walks into a bar and sits down infront of the bartender.
He reaches into his front pocket and pulls out a 12 inch tall living man and then reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny little piano and stool and sets both of them in front of the bartender.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing the most beautiful melodies.
The bartender, completely amazed, says: " That is utterly fantastic! Where did you ever find such a little man who plays the most beautiful piano?"
The stranger responds: "Well there was a Genie just outside the front door and if you are quick enough , he might still be there and you can catch him!"
The bartender throws off his apron and runs outside.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the front door of the bar opens and in comes a duck. Then another duck, then another duck and before long, over a thousand ducks have filled up the bar quacking, causing havoc and reigning complete chaos and destruction upon the bar.
The bartender runs back in and fights his way thru the wild ducks, back to the stranger.
The bartender says: "Hey! You didnt tell me the Genie was hard of hearing! I asked him for "A million bucks" and what I got was a A MILLION DUCKS!
The stranger looks at the bartender and replies "Well how do you think I felt?..Do you think I wanted a 12 inch Pianist?
He reaches into his front pocket and pulls out a 12 inch tall living man and then reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny little piano and stool and sets both of them in front of the bartender.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing the most beautiful melodies.
The bartender, completely amazed, says: " That is utterly fantastic! Where did you ever find such a little man who plays the most beautiful piano?"
The stranger responds: "Well there was a Genie just outside the front door and if you are quick enough , he might still be there and you can catch him!"
The bartender throws off his apron and runs outside.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the front door of the bar opens and in comes a duck. Then another duck, then another duck and before long, over a thousand ducks have filled up the bar quacking, causing havoc and reigning complete chaos and destruction upon the bar.
The bartender runs back in and fights his way thru the wild ducks, back to the stranger.
The bartender says: "Hey! You didnt tell me the Genie was hard of hearing! I asked him for "A million bucks" and what I got was a A MILLION DUCKS!
The stranger looks at the bartender and replies "Well how do you think I felt?..Do you think I wanted a 12 inch Pianist?
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