Disco Nose

I was born with a Disco Nose,
It's pretty shiny,
You could say that it glows,
But unlike Rudolph,
It ain't guiding no sleigh,
Don't come too close now,
It might blow you away.

D-D-D-Disco Nose,
I got a Disco Nose,
It's the most fun you can have in your clothes.

The lights are low,
And the music is loud,
Steam is rising from the heart of the crowd.

Disco night and I'm there again,
Watching the women,
Makin' out with the men*,
Disco Nose flickers,
In a colorful spree,
The heads are turning,
They're all looking at me.

D-D-D-Disco Nose,
I got a Disco Nose,
Here in the night is where the magic grows.

Dance floor pulses,
As the mirror ball spins,
I'm center-stage when the action begins.

Beat drops hard and the lights all strobe,
Lasers hitting nose,
Like a glittering globe,
And when that DJ,
Put the slow numbers on,
My Disco Nose light up,
As bright as the sun.

D-D-D-Disco Nose,
I got a Disco Nose,
For the erection section -- everyone knows;) .

The music's slow,
And the bodies are close,
The sound of slurping is incredibly gross.

(eeewwwwwww!!)

D-D-D-Disco Nose

D-D-D-Disco Nose

[Notes]
*I should point out that Disco Nose is also available
for same-gender and non-binary events in case you were
thinking of getting all judgey.

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