Don't Go To An Old Folks Home!
Lyric #4063 by gwailoah
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V1 My kids wanna put me in a old folks home
They say I'm way too much for them to bear
I'm senile and demented like a ugly old baboon, who keeps
Messing up the seat of his rocking chair
V2. My kids wanna put me in a old folks home
Where professionals can take good care of me
Doctors and their nurses by the dozen
To justify the monthly medical fee
M8a. There ain't no escape once you inside there
Strapped into a bed until you die
Doped and medicated, until you expirated
And no friends there to wish you bye the bye
V3. My kids wanna put me in a old folks home
Perhaps it is the bestest thing for me
Watch TV all day, with the nurses play
And they take me to the John when I need to pee
M8b
Exercise and painting classes daily
Stimulate the muscle and the brain
Off key Karaoke in the evening
O dear Lord I cannot take such pain
V4. My kids wanna put me in a old folks home
God for sure knows I don't want to go
Is sure a one way ticket, your bucket they'll make you kick it, so
To a old folks home for your sake just say no!
They say I'm way too much for them to bear
I'm senile and demented like a ugly old baboon, who keeps
Messing up the seat of his rocking chair
V2. My kids wanna put me in a old folks home
Where professionals can take good care of me
Doctors and their nurses by the dozen
To justify the monthly medical fee
M8a. There ain't no escape once you inside there
Strapped into a bed until you die
Doped and medicated, until you expirated
And no friends there to wish you bye the bye
V3. My kids wanna put me in a old folks home
Perhaps it is the bestest thing for me
Watch TV all day, with the nurses play
And they take me to the John when I need to pee
M8b
Exercise and painting classes daily
Stimulate the muscle and the brain
Off key Karaoke in the evening
O dear Lord I cannot take such pain
V4. My kids wanna put me in a old folks home
God for sure knows I don't want to go
Is sure a one way ticket, your bucket they'll make you kick it, so
To a old folks home for your sake just say no!
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Hilarious Bryan - well done. Sensing a theme though...
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