The Crocodile's Mouth
Lyric #4081 by bassMonkey
Tags: Humour, Wisdom, Bad Choices, Crocodiles, Singalong
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When I was a youngster, my grandmother gave me,
Some wisdom that I'll share with you,
You should call it to mind and I think you will find,
It will help in whatever you do.
And she said:
"Don't put your d*ck in the crocodile's mouth,
It won't work out well if you do,
You might not get hurt — but you probably will,
And your pain will be all down to you."
Elon ignored it — thought he could afford it,
They made him the Doge for a day,
But when tax hurt his pocket, they gave him a rocket,
Then callously tossed him away.
Johnny made cars that could travel through time,
He was loaded but still needed more,
So he set up a drug deal that seemed pretty sweet,
'Til the DEA knocked on his door.
And she said...
"Don't put your d*ck in the crocodile's mouth,
It won't work out well if you do,
You'll just hear the snap as your fortunes go south,
And the blame will be all down to you."
Bernie made off with a huge pile of cash,
While the other folks all lost their shirts,
Then the Ponzi collapsed as the feds closed the gaps,
And his kids kicked him right where it hurts.
Ghislaine thought that power could keep her from justice,
A pawn of the worst kind of crowd,
But the world knows her name and the depth of her shame,
Now the jury has shouted it loud.
And she said...
"Don't put your d*ck in the crocodile's mouth,
It won't work out well if you do,
You might not get hurt — but you probably will,
And your pain will be all down to you."
[bridge]
The money and power, the glitter and fame,
It dazzles, but clouds what you see,
Just one snap of those jaws,
and misfortune is yours,
So remember what Granny told me...
And so, when you find that "unmissable" deal,
Or a partner who’s flashy and bold,
Just pause for a minute and think of my Granny,
Before you shoot off uncontrolled.
And she said...
"Don't put your d*ck in the crocodile's mouth,
It won't work out well if you do,
You'll just hear the snap as your fortunes go south,
And the blame will be all down to you."
Some wisdom that I'll share with you,
You should call it to mind and I think you will find,
It will help in whatever you do.
And she said:
"Don't put your d*ck in the crocodile's mouth,
It won't work out well if you do,
You might not get hurt — but you probably will,
And your pain will be all down to you."
Elon ignored it — thought he could afford it,
They made him the Doge for a day,
But when tax hurt his pocket, they gave him a rocket,
Then callously tossed him away.
Johnny made cars that could travel through time,
He was loaded but still needed more,
So he set up a drug deal that seemed pretty sweet,
'Til the DEA knocked on his door.
And she said...
"Don't put your d*ck in the crocodile's mouth,
It won't work out well if you do,
You'll just hear the snap as your fortunes go south,
And the blame will be all down to you."
Bernie made off with a huge pile of cash,
While the other folks all lost their shirts,
Then the Ponzi collapsed as the feds closed the gaps,
And his kids kicked him right where it hurts.
Ghislaine thought that power could keep her from justice,
A pawn of the worst kind of crowd,
But the world knows her name and the depth of her shame,
Now the jury has shouted it loud.
And she said...
"Don't put your d*ck in the crocodile's mouth,
It won't work out well if you do,
You might not get hurt — but you probably will,
And your pain will be all down to you."
[bridge]
The money and power, the glitter and fame,
It dazzles, but clouds what you see,
Just one snap of those jaws,
and misfortune is yours,
So remember what Granny told me...
And so, when you find that "unmissable" deal,
Or a partner who’s flashy and bold,
Just pause for a minute and think of my Granny,
Before you shoot off uncontrolled.
And she said...
"Don't put your d*ck in the crocodile's mouth,
It won't work out well if you do,
You'll just hear the snap as your fortunes go south,
And the blame will be all down to you."
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Brilliant BM! 👏 👏 Love the bounce and the rhyming, reminds of Noel Coward in style. And the content is so good naming the guilty. More!!
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