Won't You Please Meet My Sis

Lyrics:

© Grathy
Meet My Sis
Vocals and lyrics by Mary McGrath
Copyright 3/20/20
All rights reserved


I just want to walk the dog
Not go out on a date
With my time you’re being such a hog
You know I can’t relate.

Maybe I’ll put you on a leash
So your obsession will abate

I’ve tried being so nice to you
But you can’t take the hint
No matter what I say or do
You’re like a piece of lint

You won’t extract yourself from me
it’s time you find another stint

I’d gladly have you meet my sis
She’s home most every night
Staring at her phone or texting
To obliterate her plight

She’d gladly welcome your advances
Most mornings, noon or night

Won't you meet my sis?????????

She’s tired of being lonely
Though she talks all the time
No one wants to be around her
Although her intentions are sublime

Perhaps a cork put in her mouth
Would silence her just fine

Beggars can’t be choosers
So you both are suited well
You’re a bore and she’s so loud
Maybe you’d get on so swell.

Think I’ll get her digits
And you can ring each others bell.

(Scatting)